We’re a week away from Christmas. That’s right, it’s Christmas time, so take your religiously sensitive Happy Holidays and shove them up a turkey’s ass. OK, truth be told I just don’t care that much about what holiday it is. I just need an excuse to lament our recent decision to not send out mass Christmas cards. Normally I’m not a fan of the card, but when you find one inspired by pork product it’s something even baby Jesus would have enjoyed whilst relaxing in the manger. It was likely during the Spring and not December, but bacon knows no season.
Mike Geno is selling 4×6” postcards that feature a Christmas tree made out of strips of bacon. And since everything is supposedly better when wrapped in bacon the card says, “May your holiday be wrapped in goodness.” While the “everything’s better with bacon” meme mentioned previously has gotten tired I can still imagine these will be popular.
You can pick up a five pack of the cards for $5 over here.
