The picture you see is for a burger shaped mini-vacuum designed for desktop maintenance. It cleans up the crumbs you leave behind during your daily dose of browsing the internet instead of working. While silly, this is no joke. It’s an actual mini-vacuum that works and will pick up your desk debris. It may not have the cyclone suction of a Dyson, but it does the job.

Unfortunately it is sans sesame seeds, and therefore my desk will continue to be cluttered with my snack remnants until I can take the five seconds to wipe them onto the floor. Then it’s just a matter of tasking the Dyson with the final cleanup procedure.

You can purchase – if you so desire – this burger vacuum at FredFlare.

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