I’ve been working a lot lately. Pretty much around the clock. Don’t feel bad, aside from my restaurant job I’m in the middle of reviewing games for our partner site Cinema Blend. So at 1 am I’m sitting on the couch having a blast with Little Big Planet. Simultaneously I am hungry, and as any avid gamer knows you must have proper grub to stay up late playing games. I have my own favorites, consisting of convenient one-handed snack treats. KFC has teamed up with Activision to produce a Guitar Hero: World Tour box o’ food.

The problems with this are numerous. Not the least of which is why anyone would want to buy a whole box of fast food. Guitar Hero is a game that requires the player to use plastic instruments, making any casual eating task difficult. This isn’t the game to partner with a box o’ food. As for what’s in the box, beware the fat: Two Original Recipe Strips, an Original Recipe Snacker, choice of drumstick or thigh, two sides, a biscuit, and a 32-oz drink for $8.

The good folks at Kotaku took the hit for the gaming community and taste tested the Fully Loaded Box Meal. In other news gaming blogger Michael McWhertor now has fully clogged arteries.