Many families long ago decided that turkey would not be the staple item at the table on Thanksgiving. I remember friends who mentioned they ate ham on Thanksgiving and turkey on Christmas, and that is just completely backwards. Now people go with the tofurkeys and leg of lambs to change up Thanksgiving dinner.

If you were wondering what those alternatives could possibly be The Onion has your answer. They took the time to use scientific means to determine the Top Thanksgiving Turkey Substitutes. Finally we have data that shows what people are turning to when turkey doesn’t sate the traditional appetite.

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