A good cheese platter can make a party, or just your day. This particular cheese platter trades some high quality cheese choices for gadgets, wicked large knives, and girls wearing Santa bikinis. Sure you’ll be missing out on the tangy bite of goat cheese, but it’s more than made up for with how supremely awesome a 2lb block of pepper jack with an iPhone stuck into it can be.

Photo from iPhone Savior. [via Gizmodo]

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