I had no idea there was anything missing from my Thanksgiving plans. I know what I’m doing, where I’m doing it, and even when. I’ll be skipping the actual holiday to celebrate one week later at my parent’s house. But then I came across the Turkey Cannon, possibly the most ridiculous item to graze my computer screen in over a week. The phallic tool is essentially a “beer can chicken” contraption.
All you have to do is fill up the cylinder with your favorite cooking liquid, or your least favorite to see what happens, and roast to perfection. I wonder if your turkey isn’t perfectly roasted if the Turkey Cannon will launch the turkey at your chest in retaliation. I’m old fashioned when it comes to my weaponry and would much prefer a Turkey Catapult. Now that could be some good times with the family.
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